Profiteroles: More Fun than Patting a Shoe

[Disclaimer: We know... it's been forever since we've posted. We also know that excuses are lame, but we are about to move 3,000 miles to Boston, change jobs, and buy a house, so blogging about food has had to take a bit of a back seat these days.]

Now that the World Cup is upon us, we’ve been forced to remind each other that we should pull ourselves away from the TV for long enough to enjoy a little bit of the Seattle sun as it starts emerging from a long winter of hibernation. And what better way to enjoy summer (while still embracing the international spirit) than by making Profiteroles; light, puffy pastry balls filled with ice cream.

We were inspired, once again, by the Michael Ruhlman book Ratio, which provided us with the basic steps necessary to make the dough known as pate a choux (pronounced “pat a shoe”). Once we’d made the shells (as described below), we tried our hands at another batch of homemade ice cream; this time, a delicious chocolate orange, reminiscent of those Terry’s chocolate oranges (recipe not included here, but maybe we’ll do a dedicated ice cream post later in the summer). Although neither of us are big chocolate ice cream fans, we found that the orangeiness perked the flavor right up, and it proved to be the perfect filling for our profiteroles.

PATE A CHOUX (for use in profiteroles, cream puffs, éclairs, gougeres, or even gnocci).
Ingredients

• 1 Stick Butter
• 1 Cup Water
• 1 Cup Flour
• 4 Large Eggs

Directions

1. Put the butter and water into a saucepan over medium heat and wait until the butter melts completely.
2. Slowly pour in the flour, mixing with a wooden spoon until it absorbs all of the water.
3. Continue to stir for 1-2 minutes, or until the mixture starts pulling off the sides of the pan.

4. Let the mix cool down for a minute or two (but not much longer than that), then dump into a KitchenAid mixer with the paddle attachment (this can also be done by hand).
5. Turn the mixer onto low, and add the first egg, waiting for it to become fully incorporated.  When you first add the egg, the entire mixture becomes shiny and slippery, but after a minute or so, becomes more flat and rough.  It's at this flat and rough stage that you know that the egg has been incorporated.

6. Add the remaining three eggs, waiting between each for the previous egg to become incorporated.
7. Heat an oven to 425, then pipe the mixture onto a non-stick baking sheet (or use parchment paper).

8. Bake the puffs for 10-15 minutes (until they start to look a little brown), then lower the oven to 350 and cook for another 20 minutes (or so).  The first shot below is at 10 minutes, the next is at 15 (when I turned the oven down), and the final is at 30.

9. Once you think they're done, pull one out and try it.  If it still tastes a little eggy, leave them in for a bit longer.

10. Pull them from the oven and put them onto a cooling rack.

After you’ve baked your puffs, it’s time to fill them. We’d initially thought that since our homemade ice cream was so soft, that we could pipe it directly into the pastry, as you would if making cream puffs. We made some testers (shown below), and although the ice cream piped easily, we found that after we pulled them out of the freezer (once they’d hardened), that the bottoms had turned into hard, frozen disks.

Our recommendation, therefore, is to wait until you’re ready to serve them, cut off the tops (like you’d take the stem off a pumpkin before carving a jack-o-lantern), and fill them with a little scoop of ice cream before replacing the tops. If you want to go a step further, you can add a bit of melted chocolate to seal up the top, or simply dust with powdered sugar.

Although the French soccer team disgraced themselves on the world stage, at least we can thank that country’s chefs for their tasty contribution to the culinary world!

Where's the (Ground) Beef?

No, seriously, where's the beef?  After dreaming all day about perfectly-cooked, juicy, medium-rare burger, Allie and I were horrified to discover that the fattiest ground beef that we could find at our local grocery was 93/7 (compared to our preferred burger mixture of 80% lean, 20% fat, which, in our minds, yields the juiciest, most tender patties).  After talking to the butcher and confirming that there was nothing close to what we were after, we did the only thing that would enable us to enjoy the burgers that we'd been lusting after all day: we bought a rib eye and decided we'd grind it ourselves.

HOUSE-GROUND RIB EYE BURGERS
Ingredients

• Rib eye Steak (~1/2 pound per person)
• 1 T Butter (Melted)
• Salt
• Pepper
• Buns

Directions

1. These directions actually start at the store itself.  When buying your steak, you should look for a few things: Great marbling (ensuring that there is a good amount of white fat flecks in the muscle itself), a rich pink color, and a non-mushy texture.  You can buy bone-in or boneless (but if you buy the former, you'll need to cut the bone out yourself).

2. After getting home with your steak, cut it into long slices, sprinkle liberally with salt and freshly-ground pepper, and put it into the freezer for about 10 minutes.  This will firm the meat up enough so that it can be easily ground.

3. After the meat is nice and firm, it's grinding time!  We used our meat grinder attachment for our trusty Kitchen-Aid stand mixer, and used the larger of the two dye plates.  After grinding the chunks of meat once, we put the once-ground beef through the grinder again, which further mixed the fattier bits with the leaner bits.

4. After grinding all of the meat, we formed it into patties by starting with balls and gently flattening them out.  We also made sure to leave an indention in the middle of each patty, so as the meat expands as it cooks, the burger doesn't get too round.  After the grill was preheated, we melted the butter in the microwave, brushed one side of the burgers, and put them, butter side down, onto the hot side of the grill.

5. After about three minutes, we quickly buttered the uncooked tops of the burgers, and flipped them.  Note: Thou shall NOT push the burgers down with the spatula (lest you lose the delicious juices.  Be prepared to combat any flare-ups with a squirt-bottle of water.

6. After another three minutes or so, we pulled the burgers (internal temperature around 115).  We then let them rest for between five to ten minutes so that the juices could re-introduce themselves into the meat (and not go running as soon as we bit in).

7. After the burgers had rested, we put them onto the toasted buns, and kept toppings to a minimum (balsamic-caramelized onions and mayo).  We cut in, and enjoyed.

All in all, we were frustrated by a cruddy meat selection at first, but necessity is the mother of amazing burgers.  The lack of decent ground chuck led us to improvise with rib eye, which we will absolutely be repeating in the future.